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Obviously this could be huge. I plan to scrap everything and begin work on this immediately.


“Squidnatius Perrish spent the night underwater and doing terrible things. He woke the next morning with a headache, put his hands to his temples, and felt something unfamiliar, a pair of wiggly protuberances. He was so ill – wet-eyed and weak – he didn’t think anything of it at first. But when he was swaying above the toilet, he glanced at himself in the mirror over the sink and saw he had grown tentacles while he slept. Big fucking tentacles.”

I smell a monster hit here.

(Big thanks to Gabriel Rodriguez for the art!)


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14 Responses to TENTACLES

  1. Helen says:

    I’d buy it!

  2. Janet says:

    Hmm. Something familiar … you know, there’s this guy, Joe Hill, who did a story called “Horns”, I think it was — oh. never mind.

  3. Horns meets Waterworld?

  4. Gina Penn says:

    How will he know when he pisses on his own feet if he’s underwater?

    A monster hit of octo proportions.

  5. Betsy Boo says:

    If you write it I will read it. I wouldn’t care if Iggy grew penises out of his head. Wait a minute…sounds like a story, eh?
    BTW, when is the next book coming out?

  6. ThisGirl says:

    ^^ ew BB ! Lol. ^^
    Good job, Mr. G….he’s creepy-cute.
    I’d read it for sure….but would be disappointed if there’s any “Octopus’s Garden” references. That sons creeps me out…fricken Ringo.

  7. M&M+S says:

    BB…that sounds like an anime I

  8. Arno Hurter says:

    If BB’s suggestions somehow comes true, will the main character perhaps be called “Squirtnatius Perrish”, Joe?

  9. grasshopper says:

    Kelp-O’s for breakfast??

  10. Carrie's long lost brother says:

    What’s next? Antlers (a man who awakes to find himself a deer). Then Antennae (an alien)… then Penises (self explanatory…though a bit weird) and on and on…

    You’ve got yourself a cottage industry Joe. James Patterson move over!

  11. M&M+S says:

    Carrie’s bro..I think that the master’s of horror show already covered DEER WOMAN…or something like that. LOL.

  12. J M Cornwell says:

    Reminds me of a devil with sucker bites.

  13. avid reader says:

    Evidently, you can beat a dead horse.

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