"How do you show your Dad you love him this Father's Day? By buying him a 1-way ticket to Christmasland!! http://t.co/p1xSZigdro"

"I am at the Barnes & Noble in Nashua, New Hampster, today at 2 PM, for the last U.S. reading/signing for NOS4A2: http://t.co/y1sO7uEoK9"

"I think the people who make false flag accusations are a false flag for some false flaggers. But then the false flag movement is flagging."

"Start Me Up - the-skin-taker asks: If you had to think about it and give me a definite answer, which of your... http://t.co/mivL00nszl"

"Photo: The Amazon folks have posted a modified version of my “So Bad They’re Good” essay, something I... http://t.co/3eAX2WpYgB"