Joe Hill is the author of two novels, Heart-Shaped Box and Horns, a collection of short stories, 20th Century Ghosts, and a comic book series, Locke & Key. Here he can be seen at his favorite pastime, fiddling with his big key. No, that really doesn’t sound healthy, does it?

You can get nearly daily doses of his pithy one-liners and mind-numbing insights over on Twitter, where he goes by the inspired handle of joe_hill. Now and then he even updates his blog.